Yours Truly
brandxnewx:

when you flirt with the bae

brandxnewx:

when you flirt with the bae

goodenoughforjazz:

justin bieber looks like the kinda guy that would take some of your fries without asking

fulllblownrose:

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

dirudo:

Teacher : So what did you bring for show and tell today

Me :

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if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

urbancatfitters:

if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper

gaydirectioner:

When I’m listening to Beyoncé in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it

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I’m just tryna earn a little heart emoji next to my name in ya phone shawty

The only pick up line.