when you flirt with the bae
justin bieber looks like the kinda guy that would take some of your fries without asking
It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.
Teacher : So what did you bring for show and tell today
if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper
When I’m listening to Beyoncé in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it